Trolopolis

Oh hi I like you. You don’t? That’s cool, we can be friends. But hey, you know that douche-bag guy that you keep trying to date? Sure, you can vent to me about how no matter how much you try, he shows no interest in you! NOOO, of course I won’t get annoyed. Yes yes, keep talking about him while I grit my teeth and refrain to throw my phone across the room. 

Friendzoned hurts like a bitch. Only one way to fix this

Something is needed to be done. And soon. Onto Motherfucking Nutrition!